Bureau of Spectral Affairs

Gay or Not Gay

MODEL 1978 · SERIAL 0069-RNBW · SINGLE-VERDICT APPARATUS

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Spectral meter

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Gay
CONFIDENCE 99.4%

Certificate of Findings

Specimen—
MethodHue resonance
Passes3
Glitter index—
VerdictGAY
Result is final. The apparatus has never returned
any other value and does not intend to start now.

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